squishy in the morning

sat morning wifey's all set to go to her shine course. As we walked out the door, she was putting on her shoes when she let out a squeal and said there was something in the shoe. I looked in a lo-and-behold, i tot i saw dog poo.

Then i flipped the shoe to try to get it out, tinking "How on EARTH can a dog strategically poo in the shoe?" and the thing fell out. It was a caterpillar. And a BIG SQUISHY, FURRY one at that !
EUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

it was still alive though and we carted it out to the dustbin. Now, if it were me, i would have been wearing socks and i probably couldnt have felt the caterpillar.. instead of a squeal? I would have gone

"grunt"
"SQUISH"
"what the....."
"EUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

sends shivers into our spines....

euuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu