where have all the young men gone?

ZombieNewsNetwork (ZNN) ~ Singapore: Last night zombies caught and killed 2 school boys. Even though the town heroes had finished off 12 zombies, the screams of the school boys destroyed all hope and resolve the remaining heroes had left and with heavy hearts they had to abandon the town before the sun set in.

Eyewitnesses say that the boys attempts to fend of the hungry undead were pitiful and ineffective. The lack of weapons in the school and gym definitely contributed to their demise.

Billy's high school love, Sally, was last seen with the boys. She is still missing but presumed eaten.

The Sheriff did his best, calling upon his law enforcement skills to put down most of the zombies

Jake, later commented on his harrowing experience, saying "They were all over me! At one time 4 of them were right in my face and i thought i was done!"

No zombies were available for comment.